Hard Factor 3/24: America Shelters in Place Smoking Weed While Politicians Argue, and Assholes Attack Remote Islands and Toilet Paper Aisles

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4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 24 March 2020

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Barstool Sports Daily News Podcast Support Hard Factor & ‘Pop The Clutch’™ on a Shirt » MERCH: bit.ly/HF-Merch . -------------------- - America Shelters In Place across much of the country. Order coming down in major cities first and expected to spread as time goes on. - Congress is bickering about how to spend stimulus money while Americans watch, smoke more weed than usual, and hope they cancel taxes all together. The Olympics are probably delayed a year, and all of Western Europe now on lockdown with Britain joining in. - Buy the Lockdown Turn UP shirt to support Meals on Wheels who is trying to keep operations running through the response to get clean food to the needy. - Dickheads across the globe are still hoarding toilet paper and aggressively fleeing to remote islands to try and avoid catching the virus... thing is that other humans need toilet paper too, and the people on the islands have no hospitals to treat themselves if they get sick, so the cops are getting involved in all of these situation. -------------------- • Follow us on TWITTER • @HardFactorNews: bit.ly/HFTWIT . @HardFactorMark: bit.ly/MarkCats . @HardFactorPat: bit.ly/PatHF . @HardFactorWes: bit.ly/WesTwit . @HardFactorWill: bit.ly/HFwill . Follow us on INSTAGRAM @HardFactorNews: bit.ly/InstagHF . YOUTUBE: bit.ly/HardFactorYT . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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1:26.8	Yeah
1:39.2	Morning, and welcome to another episode of barfactor presented by the barstool news network. It is Tuesday March 24th 2020 and
1:49.0	It's another day in Corona world. How you guys doing?
1:53.0	That was nice. That's a nice good morning. They got me right in me undies. You know what I mean?
1:57.8	Right in the me undies. It's getting tighter if society was a vagina
2:02.4	Corona's making it just tighter and tighter every day. Yeah, just locking us down
2:08.0	Yeah, why are you looking at it too bad? It's not like getting more pleasurable by the day. No, I don't think for most people it is at least
2:15.4	Yeah, anyway, we've got a ton of good information to go over for you mostly Corona related because that's the whole world right now
2:21.9	The order is going to be Pat myself mark and then west so Pat get us going sir
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