Hard Factor 2/6: State of the Union Address, the Catholic Church has a Nun Abuse Problem, and a Sewage Spill in Miami

Hard Factor

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4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 6 February 2019

⏱️ 24 minutes

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A summary of the State of the Union address, complete with all the hilarious gags and entertaining plot twists… just kidding the speech was long and boring, so we condensed the highlights for you. The Catholic Church says it may have more than just an altar boy problem… turns out those same frisky priests have been sexually abusing nuns for years. A giant sewage spill on Miami beach shut down public waters for a few days, and a lightning round of other headlines, including hand-killed cougar, killed by vape, Stormy denied in court, more young NFL coaches, and LIVE POWER HOUR WITH PFT COMMENTER 9 PM EASTERN THIS THURSDAY NIGHT 2/7!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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