Hard Factor 2/5: WTFW - Cult Authors Murder Spouses And Flee To Hawaii, A Couple of Dumb Mayors, Man Steals 17k On First Day Of Work, Lots of Exposed Genitals

Hard Factor

Comedy

4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 5 February 2020

⏱️ 37 minutes

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You the listener submitted the following: - A missing Idaho woman was found in Hawaii and the story involves multiple cults and multiple deaths - There's a violent masturbator is on the loose tune in to find out who it is and where - A man almost dies at McDonalds and it's not from the food or a fight with a patron; a deer trucked him at full sprint in the parking lot - A New Jersey Mayor exposed himself to his staff while drunk at a company party at a female employees house - An expiring Wisconsin Mayor is pulling out all the stops by filling out his constituents mailboxes with rolls of toilet paper and a message saying "get it done" - Iowa still hasn't figured it out with the caucus winner - A new hire at the 'Go On Gas' in CT stole $17,000 on his very first day of work inclusive of lottery tickets, cigarettes, cash, and his own personal employment file and he is currently unknown and on the lamb - Bacon argument leads to attempted murder - Man riding bicycle home from 'Chilis' tries to pay hooker with cheeseburger and gets arrested by undercover cop Brought to you by: - PredictIt - If you want to gamble on the news like the rest of us and get a free $20 to do so, go to PredictIt create an account and deposit at least $20 - 1-800-FLOWERS - To order 18 Red Roses for $29.99 or UPGRADE to 24 Red Roses for only $10 more, go to 1-800-Flowers and enter code Hard Factor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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1:28.1	It is what the fuck Wednesday February 5th 2020 and thank you as always to everybody who submitted stories
1:35.6	You did this a ton of submissions you did this you did
1:39.4	And as always they were all amazing just like you are all amazing all of our amazing listeners and to Matt Robert Ed
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1:50.4	Herpes monkeys do not worry we're not doing it today
1:53.6	But we will talk plenty about herpes monkeys on Florida man Friday this week
1:57.8	There's a bunch of other cats that also submitted that story too. So we got a yeah, we'll mention them all but we will mention you guys on Friday
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