Hard Factor 2/19 - WTFWednesday: Coked Up Pit Bulls, Permanent Erections, Sink Bath in a Wendy's, the Super Bowl of Turkey Calling and MORE

Hard Factor

Comedy

4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 19 February 2020

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Barstool Sports Daily News Podcast Support Hard Factor & ‘Pop The Clutch’™ on a Shirt » MERCH: bit.ly/HF-Merch . -------------------- On Today's Episode of Hard Factor... Another Wednesday is here, and that means 100% listener submitted stories that make you ask yourself what the fuck is going on around here?? - Submitted by Hardo Hive: A company in Russia called KrioRus is willing to preserve your brain and body after you die for a mere $36K, just in case on the off-chance someone may be able to re-animate you one day - Submitted by Tommy Bottles: The Super Bowl of Turkey calling went down in Nashville this month and it is even more electric than it sounds.. - Submitted by Ed: A new law in Alabama would require all men over age 50 to get a vasectomy, and pay for it themselves out of pocket if they don't have insurance. The bill is intended to be a troll to the pro-life crowd... but if the state paid for it maybe it would actually take off?? - We're making money hand over fist at PredictIt where you can get your first $20 matched on us. We're talking DEBATE MARKETS for tonights Las Vegas Democratic Presidential Debate. Get in there and make some money while you watch our pre and post debate live streams. - Submitted by Mike AG: A unnamed hero has become an instant American Legend for beating up an adult Mountain Lion with his bare hands to save a 6 year-old girl from being eaten in a California park. We're not talking some gimpy cub, this was an estimated 160 lbs. big cat that he bested in fisticuffs. Hat's off to you, good sir. - Submitted by @kcajack1: Wes is scared out of his mind by a story of a pit bull who stumbled upon some discarded cocaine in the yard and ingested a ton of it before being discovered by the owners and the police. The dog is going fine after its temporary coke binge. - 5 Star Review Recap... Should Pat get a Mullet or a Rat Tail?? - Submitted by by Barstool Pat: A man in Scotland is afflicted with constant erections after asking the doctors to install two metal rods in his penis. Not really sure what he thought was going to happen after getting metal rods installed in his dick... - Submitted by the Hardo Hive again (Hustle, Dedication, Respect): Japanese billionaire Yusaku Maezawa has unfortunately decided to pull out of the documentary he was going to film about selecting a female companion to take with him on a SpaceX voyage around the moon. Turns out, over 28,000 women had applied for the job so it's a real shame that documentary isn't gonna get made. Breaking a lot of hearts. - Submitted by Charles: An employee at a Wendy's in Greenville, MI has been caught on video bathing in the kitchen sink. It's a serious problem. Brought to you by PredictIt Get a free $20 with your first $20 deposit on PredictIt -------------------- • Follow us on TWITTER • @HardFactorNews: bit.ly/HFTWIT . @HardFactorMark: bit.ly/MarkCats . @HardFactorPat: bit.ly/PatHF . @HardFactorWes: bit.ly/WesTwit . @HardFactorWill: bit.ly/HFwill . Follow us on INSTAGRAM @HardFactorNews: bit.ly/InstagHF . YOUTUBE: bit.ly/HardFactorYT . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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1:03.8	What it is this is my joe man Randy Savage and this is our factor and there is no one that does it better right now
1:13.1	Yeah, nobody does it better. I repeat myself go ahead tell me something right now
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1:42.0	You're welcome to another episode of hard factor presented by barstool news network
1:46.3	It is what the fuck Wednesday February 19th 2020 hey guys build oh so good
1:53.4	It's national wine day still because we record the night before national wine day will some drink in a little bit of wine
1:59.6	Every day is national wine day in this household, but it's double national wine day today
2:04.1	We were joking. We think that they conned us. We did a story yesterday about how wine prices are going down
2:08.9	And then all of a sudden it was national wine day and they haven't gone down yet
2:12.0	We think we got con to make it we think we perpetuate
2:15.4	Yeah, we we we it was a marketing play that we just like told everyone about that's probably fake
2:20.7	I'm guessing that the police dealt with a lot of
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