Hard Factor 11/22: FLORIDA MAN FRIDAY!! Man Gets Tased In Walmart Ceiling, Man Tells Cops Cocaine Flew Into Car Window, Woman Bites Boyfriend's Penis Over Wandering Eye

Hard Factor

Comedy

4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 22 November 2019

⏱️ 28 minutes

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Barstool Sports Daily News Podcast Support Hard Factor & ‘Pop The Clutch'™ on a Shirt » Merch: http://bit.ly/HF-Merch ---------------------------- On today's show its all of the best Florida Man stories we could find, including... - A Florida Man who was tased down from a Walmart ceiling - A bank robber that demanded the bank teller take back some of the money he robbed from her - 145 graves found under a Florida high school - A woman who bit her boyfriend's penis because he had a wandering eye - The worlds foremost expert on money laundering gets arrested for money laundering - A man who pushed down a young female soccer player, then hugged and tickled her to make it right. - A couple of hilarious drug stories, including a man who hid meth in his belly button, and a man who told cops the wind must have blew a bag of coke into his car - Some kids who found a gun at a park and surprisingly did the right thing Brought to you by PredictIt - Go to http://bit.ly/2Mcuq0c to get your first $20 deposit matched in the stock market of politics! Go to Movember.com/bartsool to join our team, grow your moustache, and fundraise for your chance to win the grand prize. ---------------------------- Follow us on Twitter: @HardFactorNews: http://bit.ly/HFTWIT @HardFactorMark: http://bit.ly/MarkCats @HardFactorPat: http://bit.ly/PatHF @HardFactorWes: http://bit.ly/WesTwit @HardFactorWill: http://bit.ly/HFwill Follow us on Instagram: @HardFactorNews: http://bit.ly/InstagHF See how sweaty we look » Youtube: http://bit.ly/HardFactorYT Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:56.8	This is my joe man Randy Savage and this is our factor and there is no one that does it better right now
1:04.9	Yeah, nobody does it better. I repeat myself go ahead tell me something right now
1:26.8	Morning you're welcome to another episode of hard factor it is Florida man Friday
1:41.0	November 22nd Congrats guys we made it to Friday another Friday
1:45.3	Yes long week at the live debate stream all sorts of stuff you guys may remember last week
1:51.4	Mark and I had we had a Florida man off that's right that's right I see on the table you paid your bet bet I'd like to thank the listeners
1:59.5	mm-hmm yeah I end the guy from the story RIP but I'd like to thank the listeners the most can we thank my guy for my story RIP as well
2:07.1	All right here for that yeah it was close it was like it was like 55 45 it was close it was the taser death
2:12.8	Yeah, but I got Mark naked cop six forties they don't sell forties anywhere they sell 42s
2:17.6	Yeah, I got 12 extra ounce of old English and two packs of doodles yeah, they actually had doors
2:21.9	They had me a secret drawer the guys like I don't want to fuck those are we like we don't really know if they sell anyone
2:25.7	It's like hang on I got one last place to look and you open to the secret compartment and lo and behold menthol doodles
2:30.1	I also got a weed gas station scully for me and I got a weed hat so we're ready nice all right ready to take us on a nice long
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