Hard Factor 11/19: Iran Bans Internet Porn, 5 Year Old Says Cocaine Makes Him Feel Spider-Man, Joe Biden Hates Marijuana

Hard Factor

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4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 19 November 2019

⏱️ 30 minutes

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Barstool Sports Daily News PodcastSupport Hard Factor & ‘Pop The Clutch'™ on a Shirt » Merch: http://bit.ly/HF-Merch ------------------------------- On today's episode... Thicc Long News Buffet: Iran took internet porn away from citizens as they are limiting internet5 year old brings cocaine to school and tells teachers it makes him feel like spider manTrump had an unannounced visit to Walter Reed hospital over the weekendJoe Biden hates marijuana and thinks it's a gateway drugFox submitted a trademark for "OK BOOMER" for new secret tv showChina sent their newest aircraft carrier to the South China Sea and warned the US to stop flexing their musclesVegan loser is suing Burger King for cooking their 'Impossible Burgers' on same grill as regular burgersChinese Man Contracts Bubonic Plague Brought to you by PredictIt - Go to http://bit.ly/2Mcuq0c to get your first $20 deposit matched in the stock market of politics! Brought to you by Movember.com/bartool to join our team, grow your moustache, and fundraise foryour chance to win the grand prize. ------------------------------ Follow us on Twitter: @HardFactorNews: http://bit.ly/HFTWIT @HardFactorMark: http://bit.ly/MarkCats @HardFactorPat: http://bit.ly/PatHF @HardFactorWes: http://bit.ly/WesTwit @HardFactorWill: http://bit.ly/HFwill Follow us on Instagram: @HardFactorNews: http://bit.ly/InstagHF See how sweaty we look » Youtube: http://bit.ly/HardFactorYT Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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1:25.6	Morning, welcome to another episode of hard factor. It is Tuesday, November 19th of today
1:37.0	We're all gonna take you on a long news buffet of headlines because there was no major leading stories a bunch of quick ones
1:44.1	So Pat get us going to be magical. There was a bunch of good stories bunch of good stories
1:48.3	I'm kidding. I'm good. So right lots of good ones. No major ones. No major but lots of tiny really impactful ones. Here we go
1:54.4	The oppressive country of Iran has gone completely almost completely offline off the internet boys
2:01.0	That's as the government even more than they usually yeah, but really really offline double secret offline. Yeah, yeah
2:06.7	This is this is the government as the government attempts to stop the spread of nationwide protests that have been firing and all
2:12.9	Still under since Friday smart mover on taking internet porn off the table is a super effective way to curb a violent uprising
2:20.0	Yeah, if these guys can't get their daily dose of naked ankle, they're gonna just get more angry
2:27.0	The protests are back to the PlayStation 1
2:30.0	Exactly, wait, I don't get that what they don't have to they don't have PlayStation 2 3 or 4. It's got one
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