Hard Factor 1/29: WTF Wednesday: Don't Masturbate Into Bananas, Man On Trial For Marijuana Lights Up In Court, Arizona 'Penis Man' Warns There Are A Hundred More Of Him

Hard Factor

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4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 29 January 2020

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Barstool Sports Daily News Podcast Support Hard Factor & ‘Pop The Clutch'™ on a Shirt » MERCH: bit.ly/HF-Merch . -------------------- - Doctors warn that the popular trend amongst horny males of masturbating into banana peels is dangerous especially if you have a latex allergy - Teacher punches 13 year old in the face during rugby match because the "lad" told him his mustache made him look like a kid diddler - Hackers post a porn video all night at the Asics street front store in downtown Auckland New Zealand - Arizona thought they caught the infamous 'Penis Man' graffiti artist, but the sick son of a bitch has sent an ominous message. He's a copycat of the original 'penis man' and there are hundreds more where he came from - A bad ass in Tennessee lit up a joint and smoked it while lecturing a judge on why he shouldn't be in the court to begin with for simple marijuana possession - The Aceh Province in Indonesia is doubling down on public flogging of women that commit sex crimes like adultery, pre-marital sex etc. - Citizens in some villages in China are starting to build brick walls around their homes and leaving 'stay away' signs as they don't want people coming by and giving them Wuhan/coronavirus - We answer voice mails from the Hard Factor hotline (512)-270-1480 PredictIt - http://bit.ly/2Mcuq0c -------------------- • Follow us on TWITTER • @HardFactorNews: bit.ly/HFTWIT . @HardFactorMark: bit.ly/MarkCats . @HardFactorPat: bit.ly/PatHF . @HardFactorWes: bit.ly/WesTwit . @HardFactorWill: bit.ly/HFwill . Follow us on INSTAGRAM @HardFactorNews: bit.ly/InstagHF . YOUTUBE: bit.ly/HardFactorYT . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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1:34.6	It is what the fuck Wednesday January 29th 2020 West Nyer back from Iowa
1:41.4	It is much warmer and Reno and I'm assuming the same at Austin right West it is beautiful and awesome
1:47.6	I knew last I knew that you would get an Iowa shirt. I love
1:51.9	Getting wherever I go doesn't matter where I go. Well, I go to a jail and get a fucking well
1:56.1	I double knew that you would get an Iowa shirt
1:58.1	But like I had an internal bet with myself that West would get nice. I got like three also. I'm glad you're back because
2:03.8	One good morning was enough my throat still hurts. It takes that it does yeah it does West Nyer really enjoyed the moine
2:11.3	But we are definitely tired or I am at least that was a long 36 hours
2:15.3	We're gonna we're gonna get these videos out quick though. We'll get them added it
2:18.1	So are we gonna it's listener submitted Wednesday? Are we gonna do any teasers today? We're just gonna jump right into it
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