Hard Factor 1/13: Iran Update, 'Diego' The Tortoise Single Handedly Saved His Species With His Super Sperm, Woman Grows Pubes On Face

Hard Factor

Comedy

4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 13 January 2020

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Barstool Sports Daily News Podcast Support Hard Factor & ‘Pop The Clutch'™ on a Shirt » MERCH: bit.ly/HF-Merch . -------------------- On today's episode... - Iran Update: Iran owned up to shooting down the Ukrainian commercial airliner and killing 176 people. This has sparked a nation wide protest from Iranians and the world is concerned for those protestors safety - A social media group of Christian Mom and Grandmoms 'One Million Moms' is upset about something again. This time it's Burger King for using the word 'damn' in an ad. - A woman in Kentucky was charged with murder for sicking her pit bull on a man she was holding down. The pit bull killed the man. - 'Diego' the tortoise is an absolute hero and a freak in the sheets. He was flown in from the Galapagos island of Espanola to save his species by impregnating the dwindling female tortoise population in Sand Diego, and impregnate he did. The tortoise population is now booming thanks to 'Diego' the sex God. - A small town in Connecticut Killingly recently changed their mascot from the 'Redmen' to the 'Redhawks' because they said the name and image was racially insensitive to Native Americans. A new school board was elected a few months ago and one of their first orders of business was changing the name back, so once again your Killingly Redmen. - A woman who grows pubic hair on her face after due to a skin graft from her pubic area to cover up a dog attack, is seeking help from the surgeons on popular tv show 'Botched' so that her daughter doesn't get teased at school. Brough to you by PredictIt. Gamble on the news! Get a free $20 with your first $20 deposit on PredictIt - http://bit.ly/2Mcuq0c --------------------• Follow us on TWITTER •@HardFactorNews: bit.ly/HFTWIT .@HardFactorMark: bit.ly/MarkCats .@HardFactorPat: bit.ly/PatHF .@HardFactorWes: bit.ly/WesTwit .@HardFactorWill: bit.ly/HFwill . Follow us on INSTAGRAM @HardFactorNews: bit.ly/InstagHF . YOUTUBE: bit.ly/HardFactorYT . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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1:04.9	Yeah, nobody does it better. I repeat myself go ahead tell me something right now
1:26.8	Morning and welcome to another episode of our factor. Yeah, you're watching by barstool news network today is Monday, January 13th
1:40.9	Will is off today because he is down in Nolins about to watch the LSU Tigers
1:46.1	Stomp the shit out of the Clemson Tigers. He's the guy screaming with at least
1:51.2	At least two hand grenades. Oh man double fist. He's gonna have no voice. Oh, yeah, here's the thing about will
1:56.1	Yeah, for sure. We you put will on more than one day partying we call it roll over minutes for will
2:00.6	Voice is gone halfway through the second day and it's so much fun to watch. It's great. It's really good. You want to go on an occasion
2:06.9	Well, he becomes really kicks it up a notch. He's just very heat and is to get that point. It's all pleasure
2:11.4	It's like where I will kind of eat smoke drink. He starts pacing in front of you and just being hilarious and and it's like
2:17.8	It's just stand up comedy. You just don't want to be on that you know, will and I didn't talk for like a year and a half
2:22.6	You know, I'm doing that a lot and you know how some guys are like
2:26.2	This will resonate with some people who want with others
2:29.0	But some guys are what you call like strip club guys like you get a minister club
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