Miss Fit toys.

Yeah, I'm a part-time stagehand. I'll move some shit around.

I'll come out here and say, oh no, I won't walk too far though.

Testing, testing, okay, that's good. Give everybody a little bit more room up here.

I really should come by early and do this. Hey, hey, hey everybody, my name is Doug and I love movies.

Coming to you once again from the Secret Group in Houston, Texas.

Oh, it's a pleasure to be back. So great to see everybody. Let's look at my prepared material.

It's Saturday, June 9th, 2018 and I've got a two-word question. Name tags?

Oh yeah, they're always big in Texas, especially Houston. Lots of good ones.

The girl next Dorothy. Very nice. Very good pun.

Being John Michael Vitch. Not as good as the girl next Dorothy, but I still like it.

Jurassic Park. Did you ever want to do like half the design between that and Jurassic World?

Because it would work either way. Fear and Joling in Las Vegas? Your name is Joel.

Joe, fear and joeing. Apologies to you and your family.

All right, we got lots of good ones. Lots of great ones to choose from. Another Jurassic Park. What's yours, say, sir?

Jurassic Park. Joross, Ick Park. Okay, yeah, there's a lot you could do with that.

If you're somebody's dad, you could be Jurassic Park. If you're Michael Landon on the last of the ferry.

Jurassic Park. I've got some blogs, if you guys don't mind hearing them.

And thank you for bringing all those name tags. Wednesday night Douglas movies is back at the Grammar City Theatre in New York City with five amazing guest schedules permitting.

And then Saturday June 16. Douglas movies is back at Helium in St. Louis with two of your favorite guests and amazing newbie.

Hashtag gas. And this is super cool. I'm going to be doing a Douglas movies, Benson movie interruption combo to help save the Rio Theatre in Vancouver, BC Canada.

Lots more shows coming up this summer. So go to Douglasmovies.com.

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