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The Happy Rant

Happy Rant #102 - Scary Mascots, No Safe Places, and Things Worship Pastors Should Quit Saying

The Happy Rant

Happy Rant

Comedy, Religion & Spirituality, Christianity

4.8896 Ratings

🗓️ 5 September 2016

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Summary

In this episode of the Happy Rant the hosts are reunited after Ronnie's travels and they rant about the following.  A crazy University of Iowa prof is offended by the facial expression and demeanor of . . . their mascot, a giant stuffed bird. The...

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0:00.0

Hey, welcome to the Happy Ramp Podcast. I am Ted Cluck, joined as always by Barnabas Piper and fresh off the road Ronald J Martin.

0:24.0

Big R you are you are the world traveler man I tell you

0:28.0

you're everywhere. How was how was the trip baby?

0:32.0

I'm not on Instagram so I didn't get I wasn't privy to like the the magazine version of the trip. I want to hear right from you.

0:38.1

Baby it was good. It was it was a it was seven days in beautiful downtown hippie county of

0:44.8

the world ashville north carolina now I didn't say I didn't say hipster it's

0:49.2

actually more hip be than hipster and will you suss that out for me?

0:53.0

Like the subtleties and the differences between hippies and hipsters?

0:58.4

There's not a lot.

0:59.6

It really just comes down to the fact that, you know, hippies are going to wear different things than

1:04.9

hipster but at the end of the day I think the principles and the values are almost

1:09.6

identical that's what I'm kind of trying you know I'm getting to that.

1:12.4

The slugginess and the in the self that's what I'm kind of trying you know I'm getting to that the slugness and

1:14.1

the in the self-awareness is the same then you know what that's a good that's actually

1:19.5

a good qualification big tea I think the I think I think a hippie would lack some of the

1:25.0

smugness that a hipster would have but you got to remember like like hippies are

1:29.6

old and in in hipsters are young and pretentious.

1:32.6

Yeah, I always associated hippies with being more inclusive where they were like,

1:36.6

yeah man, come on, everybody's welcome.

1:38.8

Whereas hipsters are much more exclusive and they want to be you know they sort of cynically

1:46.0

exclude those who aren't like them yeah and I think and I think that's right

1:49.4

so I guess what I'm saying is if you're if you're in if you're in Asheville North Care what you're

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