Happy New Year, bro
Football Ramble
Stak Production
4.6 • 9.3K Ratings
🗓️ 2 January 2024
⏱️ 57 minutes
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Summary
Festive football has almost drawn to a close and the highlight is most definitely Noni Madueke calling friend of the Ramble Jules Breach “bro”. Marcus, Andy, Jim and Vish react to that and share their displeasure that Liverpool vs Newcastle didn’t end 4-3. Just for old times’ sake.
Elsewhere, Marcus makes his case for why Arsenal need a Tom Cairney in midfield and Vish explains why he isn’t surprised a goalkeeper scored a worldie for Arbroath. Plus, we hear the new Roy Hodgson “let’s not take the piss here” extended cut!
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| 0:00.0 | Arselm just don't have a Tom Kearney, Jim. |
| 0:02.0 | Apparently not. |
| 0:03.0 | No, apparently we don't. |
| 0:04.0 | Don't have a polina either. |
| 0:05.0 | We're when it started raining. |
| 0:06.0 | The glee on his face. |
| 0:08.0 | Oh, the distance I'll get on these slides. |
| 0:10.0 | He doesn't always need to go to ground. |
| 0:12.0 | It's like a man at a water park. |
| 0:14.0 | It's a lifelong project of a life on the lash everybody. |
| 0:18.0 | Welcome to the Football Ramble. |
| 0:20.0 | Liverpool at Top and Arsenal are struggling. |
| 0:22.0 | It's Tuesday 2nd of January. I'm Marcus Speller. |
| 0:24.0 | I'm Eddie Russell. I'm Jim Campbell. |
| 0:26.0 | And I'm Do you Shinnah Hunter Rajah. Ooyo, happy new year and all that bollocks everybody! How you doing? |
| 0:43.7 | Brassal! |
| 0:44.7 | Ooyooy! Good! |
| 0:45.7 | Come on! |
| 0:46.7 | It's 2024, the year of us! |
| 0:50.2 | Did you have to open 2024? Did that right kind of fall at your door or? |
| 0:55.0 | I turned up to do it. |
| 0:57.0 | I turned up to do it. |
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