HAPPY HOLIDAZE with Trixie Mattel and Katya Zamolodchikova

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WOW Podcast Network

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4.8 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 3 April 2020

⏱️ 11 minutes

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Happy Holidays! Mary Christmas time! Happy Chanukah!

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0:00.0	Does he look like Amy Man?
0:01.3	No, I look like Dracula's lawyer.
0:03.0	Now you look like a female in a band.
0:04.7	Oh cool. I like that.
0:06.4	A Dyke though.
0:07.4	Yeah, Dyke.
0:08.4	Militant Dyke.
0:09.6	What?
0:10.2	Peter.
0:11.2	I'm just hiding the wire.
0:12.2	Oh, yeah. Guys always tell you they're just trying to hide the wire.
0:15.0	Yeah, hello.
0:17.0	Merry Christmas time.
0:20.0	Happy holidays.
0:23.0	Ready?
0:25.0	Yeah. Hi, I'm the Christmas letter you wrote the Santa asking for hands.
0:28.0	You couldn't write because you don't have hands.
0:30.0	Trixibetal.
0:32.0	And I'm Jesus Christ's mother's lawyer, and I mean business.
0:35.0	Khatya.
0:36.0	And welcome to...
0:38.0	The Christmas show where we talk about whatever we want.
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