Happy 4th of July - Evil gummies

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🗓️ 4 July 2025

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Join Opie for a wild Fourth of July episode live from Long Island’s top deck! From dodging thunderstorms and wrestling with a faulty AC unit (thanks, Fred!), to reliving a mind-bending gummy-fueled Bills game that had him ready to paint the NFL, Opie’s got stories that’ll make you laugh and cringe. Hear about his beach house adventures, a heartwarming reunion with a friend who’s back for good, and a rant against soggy hot dog buns that’ll leave you hungry for more. Plus, Opie’s FU Friday takes aim at bad bosses and haters while he scrambles to secure a prime beach spot. Tune in for a relatable, hilarious hang.

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0:00.0	Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do. Good morning, everybody. Welcome to your fourth of July.
0:10.8	How is everybody? You good? We're way out east on Long Island and it's looking like it's going to be a glorious Fourth of July. We're very, very excited.
0:23.4	We got to get our stuff down there, there though we got to get our spot on the beach oh my god people are already setting up what time it's only
0:28.1	eight in the morning 8 15 in the morning and people are already setting up down there so uh oh my god
0:35.0	we couldn't ask for a better day i'm so so, so, so happy that we got good weather for.
0:40.0	For the 4th of July, yesterday we had some crazy thunderstorms that rolled on through.
0:46.5	My God, man.
0:49.0	We actually, for the first time, aggressively got off the beach.
0:53.7	We were having a really nice late beach day and then next
0:57.2	thing you know you saw the storms coming from the west and the clouds just looked funky and i'm
1:02.7	usually the guy like ah we don't have anything to worry about but yesterday you could just feel
1:07.2	the electricity in the air and we uh we fucking high-tailed it off the beach the
1:13.2	wind kicked up and then uh there was no rain or thunder or lightning so in the end we could
1:18.9	have stayed exactly where we were and we were really really enjoying our day i have nowhere to
1:24.8	put my coffee today yes we're on the top deck i think um i think
1:30.4	this might be the new spot i i got a uh a hundred foot uh cable so we could plug right into the
1:38.1	modem and i think i think we're going to move the live streams up here man for the summer this is
1:42.6	badass i like it Aaron let's say how to a few people. Aaron, happy fourth. My truck's busted. I'm sitting in the mechanic shop all day now. Oh, my God. It's FU Friday, Aaron. So I think, I think you got a good F you. I certainly got a good F you. We got Brother Man, Brother Man coming in for Pock Face. uh what's up uh robert inman not sure i've
2:02.3	been waiting for a bit oh yeah sorry i was uh setting up the the live and i was trying to stretch
2:07.9	this cable up and over the top deck uh i think we're good though i think we are good yeah
2:14.1	happy fourth to everybody castor and kyle how How are you, buddy? Good to see you.
2:17.7	What's up, Nick? Hope you having a good 4th of July. I know it's early, so, but I think we're
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