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Sal and Chris Present: Hey Babe!

Hanukkah IS better than Christmas with Jessica Kirson | Hey Babe! | EP 108

Sal and Chris Present: Hey Babe!

No Presh Network

Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.97K Ratings

🗓️ 22 December 2022

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Hey Babe! is a podcast where comedians Chris Distefano and Sal Vulcano share stories and have fun. Let your hair down & come hang out with the BABES! The two are dressed up for the holidays celebrating each other’s cultures, Christmas and Hanukah 🙌 We got Santa Jessica commenting on the recent Nazi Stenographer who’s 97 and getting jail time while Rabbi Distefano is happy adults like Derosa are buying more toys! What are you getting the kids for Christmas Babes? Jessica and Chris are buying all the gifts and trying to be themselves with their family despite the strict religious upbringing they’ve had. Shout out Jessica’s hot mom! They discuss coming out of the closet during the holidays but that it should be done in a specific way! Jumping Rabbi’s to Russia’s leader just needing some ChrisDComedy, wondering where is Kanye? — this ep is all over the place!! Be careful this holiday season, might get kicked out of a Rockettes show due to facial recognition. Or might get posted by your zombi, these robots are taking over!!! Jessica tells us about having emergency surgery on a gay cruise in the middle of Alaska, WHAT?! Listen to this whole episode about asparagus, Homelesspimp’s wild gift and googling to be sure we understand Kwanza! Shout out Andrew Schultz!! Share Subscribe and follow for more Babes!! Hey Babe! is a podcast where comedians Chris Distefano and Sal Vulcano share stories and have fun. Let your hair down & come hang out with the BABES! Support the sponsors to support the show betterhelp.com/heybabe shopify.com/heybabe fansly/promo/babe NEW MERCH IS OUT NOW!! https://www.nopreshnetwork.colortestmerch.com/collections/hey-babe Follow The Show! Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/heybabepod/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/heybabepod Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/user/chrisdcomedy/videos Sal Vulcano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/salvulcano/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/SalVulcano Website - https://salvulcanocomedy.com/ Our Producer @TheHomelessPimp https://www.instagram.com/thehomelesspimp/ https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en https://www.youtube.com/@homelesspimp/videos #Comedy #ChrisDistefano #SalVulcano #HeyBabe #Podcast #JoeSantagato Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

New Year's Eve next week hunting 10 New York the Paramount the first show sold out

0:04.0

I believe the second show is sold out

0:05.4

There's only some tickets left for the after party if you want to come doing a little after party with me

0:09.6

T.T. Jerry Jasmine whatever you want

0:11.7

We're gonna be doing a little after party in hunting to New York at the Paramount so go to Chris D

0:15.8

Comedy dot com New Orleans civic theater January 12th

0:19.6

Dallas, Texas House of Blues January 13th is sold out and Houston, Texas the House of Blues and Houston

0:24.6

January 14th I believe is almost sold out Phoenix, Arizona

0:27.2

January 26th to the 28th February 22nd Van Coover, British Columbia March 28th 29th West Palm Beach, Florida March 31st Miami Beach the Funtam Blue and

0:37.5

April 12th Austin

0:39.5

Texas Christy Comedy dot com. I got a brand new hour of stand-up material

0:44.1

It's all new you sit in the front row. I do a little crowd work

0:46.8

I probably won't put a special out for a couple of years so come see this material and have a good time

0:51.5

Also get a sweatshirt get a t-shirt at chrisd comedy dot com get the merchy. We're a cheat. Let's have a good time

0:57.8

Let's end 2022 with the bang. It's a good gift

1:01.4

Why don't you get tickets to my show as a Christmas gift or a honna could gift or a quanta gift?

1:05.4

Why don't you do that do that and it'll be fun and there's special guests coming into certain cities

1:10.8

And I'm not going to tell you who because I haven't thought of them or contacted them yet

1:29.9

And

1:32.0

Sal is dead still but he is coming on next week

1:35.9

He'll be on actually for the new year

1:37.8

This is the last episode of the year so I'm going to end it with Hanukkah, but Sal is coming on

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