Hannah Berner Has Fear of Missing P*ssy (FOMP)

We're Having Gay Sex

Ashley Gavin & Studio71

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.7 • 2.9K Ratings

🗓️ 28 June 2021

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

Hannah Berner (Bravo's Summer House, Berning in Hell, Giggly Squad) is back and get into pegging, why lesbians are the most superior form of woman, and her fear of missing out on p*ssy. Ashley makes a hinge profile. We introduce the incredible Kate Sisk, our cancel coach, to the podcast, and discuss the time they lost their strap on. Hannah can be found @hannahberner everywhere, listen to her podcasts Berning in Hell and Giggle Squad Newsletter & Live Events: bit.ly/WHGSPodcast @ashgavs on ig and twitter. @ashgavscomedy on tiktok. @thekatesisk on ig and twitter Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	I want to normalize straight girls being good at sports.
0:02.3	I was like that. I was like just cuz I'm good at sports.
0:04.6	Still said me and I'm gay.
0:06.1	And then I was like-
0:06.8	Fuuuuuuuck!
0:09.1	Kate, I swear to God when I beat a lesbian, I'd be like-
0:11.9	Fuck yeah.
0:14.1	Like when I outspirit my lesbian friend I'd be like,
0:16.5	Who am I?
0:17.5	But the greatest straight, whoever straighted?
0:19.8	I took a pounding last night and I still beat you.
0:22.9	I can barely fucking walk!
0:24.6	I can barely fucking walk!
0:25.4	When you guys just had a little clit-tickle, I got fucking broken.
0:28.6	Like Stray Girls can be as good as lesbians.
0:31.4	Hahaha.
0:32.4	What's up guys?
0:43.9	Thanks for listening.
0:45.8	If you're not caught up, this is our first episode without Gera and with one of my other
0:51.7	comedy friends.
0:53.1	Acting is youth in the booth.
0:55.9	If you're not up to date, I recommend that you go listen to the audio note.
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