Handyman, Church, Fingered

The Sarah Silverman Podcast

Lemonada Media

Comedy

4.6 • 4.7K Ratings

🗓️ 4 April 2024

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

Sarah scares Rory into never cheating on her. Plus, she points out the positives of menopause, unpacks a traumatic story of abuse (trigger warning), and recounts tales of doing stand-up in Montreal.

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0:00.0	Lemonnotta
0:02.0	out. Hey!
0:13.0	Hey, I want to...
0:15.0	Hey!
0:17.0	Hey, ya fuck up!
0:19.0	Hey!
0:20.0	Hey!
0:21.0	Hi everybody it's your best pal Sarah Silverman and you know I was like I don't even know what to talk about today in the
0:26.8	podcast and then I was leaving and I Rory was home and I said something to him like if you ever cheat on me I'll
0:36.8	kill you and then just go to jail forever and he was like oh okay if you cheat on me, I'll probably ask you like,
0:45.0	where I fell short and what you felt you needed that I wasn't giving you.
0:50.0	And I was like, fuck you.
0:52.0	And then I was like, like, fuck you.
0:53.0	I then I was like, well, I can't help it.
0:55.5	I cheated because, you know, I was so lonely and you were at work and then I called the
1:01.6	plumber to fix the sink and he was like, whoaa and I was like yeah that's right I cheated with the
1:06.4	plumber and then he got really upset that I would call a plumber to fix something
1:12.3	and not have him do it.
1:14.0	That's what he was upset about.
1:16.0	I love it.
1:18.0	You know, I once dreamed for a handy man, like Chelsea handler made me write down everything I wanted in a man and
1:25.0	God damn it if Rory isn't almost every single one of those things maybe all of them
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