10 minutes in front of 11, it's Kendall and Casey on 93 WIBC. This is not AI generated. This is not a deep fake or even a shallow fake. The real authentic human biological male Jason Hammer joining us in the studio. I'm all man. Tell me a bit of it. Tell me about the tales from the track event you have coming up. So tickets on sale now. It went live this morning. And if you're an Indie 500 fan, this is a event that our show hammering Nigel does every day.

We get a bunch of race fans in the lobby and there's food and there's drinks and we have a driver this year. It's Ed Carpenter. Fantastic. And we're just telling stories, having a good time. We'll take some Q&A from the crowd. At the end, we give away a bunch of prizes. Ed takes a picture, signs autographs for everybody that's there that wants it. And it's a really fun event. Thanks to relay Indiana. They're the proud sponsor of this event. Tales from the track. Tickets are on sale now.

It's in the past and every year it's sold out. So if you are an Indie 500 fan or you know somebody who is, this is Monday, May 22nd. So it's a Monday before the race. Race, weekend, Indie, Ed Carpenter, Hammer and Nigel, Tales from the track. Get your tickets. WIBC.com. We've also got the link put on the Hammer and Nigel show social media. Speaking of being sold out the Beach Grove problem was also sold out over the week. It was a packed jammed house.

It was also my man. And thank you once again for being Lloyd, the limo driver or the group that you had. So my job and thank you for asking me. Your son is so well behaved. It's amazing how you can have one kid who is so wonderful. And the healthcare is just terrible. But my job, one of the jobs is to drive the children to their dinner before the prom. And I got quite the, quite the event while I was waiting on them in the parking lot. You know, you drop them off and I'm sitting in there.

I meet you listening to the radio. I'm texting inappropriate things to Hammer. At this point, you're like our guy from Die Hard.

Yes, that's right. Perfect. And so I see this is, they've been in there about an hour and a half. So this is probably, I don't know, 830 in the evening. Where was dinner? Ruth Chris?

Oh, hey. Oh, yeah. Somebody's doing very well. My kid will be going to Wendy's for the first dinner. And so I see this as a, it's like two, two men.

No, no, one man and three girls. And they're coming out. And this one girl, you are not prom attendee.

No, no, no, these are adults. They're younger adults, maybe, you know, late 20s, early 30s. And this one young lady, you can tell she's, she's had a little too much to drink.

She may have been over served. Yeah. And which is weird. You wouldn't think that, you know, Ruth, Chris, to be a place where you'd be going super sloshed, you know, because it's, you know, a fancy restaurant.

But it, you know, what happens? Whatever. And so it's like in slow motion, Casey. I can see this start to unfold. And I'm thinking to myself, this woman is going to go down.

And in real, you know, just it's like in slow motion. I can see it. And then,

she was wobbling around there like a polo creed after he took that hit from drogo. And then five, four, three, two, one, boom.

Yeah, you ever see like an accident on the highway where you see the cars and don't see each other. And you know this is about to happen.

And so I'm thinking, oh my gosh, you know, it's, it's the concrete. So I'm hoping she's okay. So I see her, she kind of starts getting up and they go, okay, now I can start laughing at this.

And then the best part is her friends are helping her up. Now keep it right there. I have nothing to do with her making a total ass out of herself.

Right in front of all, in front of all the people in the parking lot. And so naturally they start chuckling.

And she's like good friends, you know, they help her up. Make sure she hits you in her head or whatever. And then she starts screaming at these people all the way to the car.

And they just start laughing harder.

She's screaming at them.

Why do you like it?

Oh boy.

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