I love it when you're at work because I have actual conversations with adults.

Sometimes with Rob's here, it's like having a kid here.

Now speaking of having kids at work, yesterday was bring your child to work.

National bring your child to work day.

We couldn't do it on the hammer and I will show our kids all have activities and so forth,

but somebody was very excited about this. Joe Biden, your president of the United States,

he was really excited for bring your child to work day yesterday.

Hi folks, President Joe Pupi Pants Biden. It was bring your child to work day at the White House,

and I've been looking forward to this day for months. As many of you know,

there's nothing that I enjoy more than the full body to Roma of young children.

So I prepared for the day. I pulled the old netty pot out and got my nasal cavity good and clear.

The children arrived and I went to town. Sniff. Sniff. Sniffy. Sniffy. Sniff.

A few of the children cried, but I gave them each a butterscotch candy from my warm pocket and they

stopped sobbing. All right, I got to go. I just wanted you all to know that I'm still a creepy-ass

bastard. Hey, Nigel, do you like popsicles? What about you? Do you like popsicles, fat?

President Joe Biden, I love the fat and they're at the end. He calls me fat all the time.

He got his netty pot out. Hey, so you and I were texting throughout the draft

as predicted Nigel started in the text thread with us, but didn't make it very long.

But then like once he either passes out and wakes back up, he'll jump back in and bring up

something that we talked about 30 minutes ago. Just catching up. Right. Didn't the colts take

Will Levis? No, Nigel. That was two hours ago when he's still in the green room. Thanks.

So the Levis slide was our entertainment throughout the evening. There's always one guy,

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