Do you see what the fuck is going on, fam?

Yo, forgive me, forgive me. I was born in a third world country.

All that, all the, the, all that you hear of my voice that's vindication what is up is your girl dj narc what's going on

oh yo every time i think about those people Yo!

I'm sorry!

Every time I think about those people climbing over the wall.

Oh no, but I feel bad for the people that died.

Not that bitch that was storming the Capitol.

I don't feel bad that that bitch died.

I feel bad for the cops.

That one cop that died, poor guy, they knocked his fucking teeth out and shit.

Jesus Christ.

But I'm not even laughing about that.

I'm laughing about the whole shit.

I'm laughing about the fact that the guards let them in.

I'm laughing about the fact that they got all the way in.

I can't get enough of the Nicholas Cage memes.

I can't. Please. If you have Nicholas Cage memes, send them to me.

Did you know that Nicholas Cage wears a ruby ring on each one of his fingers for virility? And he's married to a waitress that he met when she was 19

and he was already like 45

it's kind of amazing

anything

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