Hallie Batchelder Reveals Her Body Count, Why She Slept w/ Mike (He’s 40), Drake Sliding In DMs

Impaulsive with Logan Paul

Logan Paul

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.4 • 24.3K Ratings

🗓️ 2 September 2025

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

Unfiltered & raunchy podcaster Hallie Batchelder joins the boys to discuss Drake sliding in her DMs, ideal body count for men & women, tricking men to pay for her b🍒b job, hooking up with Mike, red flags in men, intimate friendship w/ Alex Cooper, beta energy & 🍆 size, if she would marry a rich cheater, her obsession with Camilla Araújo, women finishing in the bedroom 💦, the evolution of the BJ & more..

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Timestamps:

0:00 Welcome Hallie Batchelder! 💥

3:28 “I’m Not Your Type Mike..” 💅🏼

4:44 Does Body Count Matter? 🍆

9:14 Why Hot Women Are Attracted to Mike Majlak 😍

12:43 Alex Cooper Relationship & Call Her Daddy 🎀

17:11 Why Hallie’s Dad Is the GOAT! 🐐

19:30 Logan’s “First Time”.. 🤣

21:37 How Hallie Paid for Her B00BS 🍒

28:09 Overcoming Her Eating Disorder & OCD 🍔

36:13 Red & Green Flags in Men 🚩

40:04 How to Slide Into DMs (Drake Tried!) 📲

46:51 Marry A Rich Cheater OR Broke Loyal Man?? 💍

49:51 Camilla Araújo 🍑

54:39 How to Finish In The Bedroom 💦

1:03:05 Who Gave the First BJ? 🤔

1:09:13 Is Karate Useless? 🥋

1:10:52 Could You Land A Helicopter? 🚁

1:13:07 How to Start A Fire 🔥

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0:00.0	Ladies and gentlemen, it's Hallie Batchelder.
0:02.0	I'm not your type, Mike.
0:04.0	I have an AirPod build.
0:05.0	What does that mean?
0:06.0	Like, I have the fake s, but no, I'm...
0:08.0	It's an AirPod build. You? I'm taking like a hiatus on men right now. I'm trying to be, like, more selective. I don't need to act my body count. It's like... I was hooking up with this guy at the time,
0:02.3	and he was like, I'll pay for your t-a-t-t-s.
0:04.3	And him and his friend both split it,
0:06.2	so they each had a t-it or something.
0:08.0	My second movie, I was hooking up with this guy at the time, and he was like, I'll pay for your t-checks. And him and his friend, both split it, so they each had a t-it or something.
0:23.6	My second most serious relationship, he was very sweet, but, like, not a very, like, sexual person. I'm a very sexual person, so I was like, I have to cheat on you. Oh, sorry, what? If you have a formula for men who are sliding into DMs,
0:19.1	I'm sure the audience would love to hear about it.
0:20.8	I mean, I hate the ones where it's like a dog,
0:22.9	and they're like, oh, my God, my dog got loose and your DM. If you have a formula for men who are sliding into DMs, I'm sure the audience would love to hear about it. I mean, I hate the ones where it's like a dog
0:39.5	and they're like, oh my god, my dog got loose
0:41.1	and your DM.
0:43.1	Any really famous guy sliding your DMs?
0:44.9	Like the most famous guy,
0:46.1	I probably DM'd with this like.
0:47.8	I want to say this right now.
0:57.3	For anybody in this room, this episode is like R-rated.
1:03.0	If you aren't comfortable hearing words like,
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