Halle Kiefer Has Never Seen Casino

Never Seen It with Kyle Ayers

Starburns Audio

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.6 • 677 Ratings

🗓️ 14 June 2023

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Halle Kiefer (Ruined Podcast) has never seen Casino, but she rewrote it and we read her script. Not only has Halle never seen Casino, she was pretty sure it was Goodfellas, and pretty sure that was Scarface. Listen to her full script, some Never Seen It games, and more! Halle and host Kyle Ayers are joined by Jono Zalay! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hi, I'm here for the interview. Ah, now, this would be the pre-pre-interview.
0:04.8	I'm sorry? You see, we need to make sure we have the right candidates to take part in the next stages.
0:09.2	Oh, how many stages? Well, there's the pre-interview, working chemistry, the actual interview,
0:14.0	and then, of course, the bleep test. For the part-time barista job? That's right, yeah. What a load of malarkey. Smarty keeps things simple,
0:22.2	like 80 gigabytes for 10 pounds a month
0:24.4	with no annual price rises.
0:26.3	Less malarkey, more Smarty.
0:28.4	Search Smarty Mobile.
0:30.5	In a world where every conversation
0:32.9	is about what movie or TV show
0:35.0	you've just seen,
0:37.3	this is never seen it.
0:41.8	Comedians rewriting famous movies and TV shows they've never seen.
0:47.7	Hey, everybody, this has never seen it.
0:49.7	I'm your host Kyle Ayers. This is the podcast where comedians rewrite famous movies they've never seen
0:55.3	before. Today, having never seen casino, Hallie Kiefer is here. Hallie is just absolutely
1:01.0	hysterical. We have a fun time talking about Scorsese movies. We take her script of Casino on.
1:07.9	She rewrites what she figures Casino probably is, and it's a little good fellas, it's a little casino,
1:13.1	it's a little the Irishman, it's a little, you know,
1:16.0	but that is, that is to be expected.
1:19.1	Hallie is also the co-host of Ruin,
1:22.6	the podcast where she talks through horror movies
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