Hair Transplant Truths, Tote Bag Snobbery & Ex-Boyfriend Drama - Graham and Maria weigh in

Wanging On with Graham Norton and Maria McErlane

Platform Media

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.7 • 738 Ratings

🗓️ 14 July 2025

⏱️ 32 minutes

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Summary

Graham and Maria advise on the tricky case of an ex-boyfriend blast from the past. Plus the latest in cosmetic procedures, souvenirs from one-night-stands, and supermarket tote bag snobbery. To take part in the show, email WangingOn@listen.co.uk Wanging On with Graham and Maria is produced by Listen, a Platform Media label. ----- Disclaimer: Graham and Maria are not qualified professionals and do not offer professional advice. The topics discussed on this podcast are based on personal experiences and opinions, and should not be taken as expert advice. If any of the issues raised affect you, please seek support from appropriate professional services such as your GP, NHS services, or relevant charities and helplines, including these: ⁠https://platformmedia.uk/helplines/⁠ Let's get social... - Subscribe for weekly episodes! - Follow us on Instagram: @wangingon - Follow us on TikTok: @wangingon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Always have a poo bag with you.
0:01.6	Even if you don't have a dog.
0:03.0	Yes, absolutely.
0:04.5	You may get brought short yourself.
0:06.4	You shouldn't be that near to a salmon, frankly, when it's just about to pop.
0:10.5	No.
0:11.7	If you're a doctor, please email in, wanging on, Addison the Code UK.
0:16.4	I don't want to diagnose her myself.
0:22.7	Hello, and welcome to wanging on with Graham and Maria, our new weekly podcast where
0:27.1	we do our level best to help with your dilemmas.
0:29.3	I am Graham. That's Maria. Hello.
0:31.2	Hi, I'm Maria McKellen and this is Raffy. I nearly said Dolly, which is the dead dog.
0:35.5	That's a dead dog. Yeah. Wow, you've brought it down already.
0:39.2	Sorry.
0:40.1	Would you call Rafi highly strung?
0:42.5	It's difficult because he's two now and I thought he would get better.
0:45.8	But he's really responsive to noise.
0:50.9	And so I don't know.
0:51.3	Like you can still hear.
0:53.0	He hasn't gone deaf. Unlike most of us, pardon. Yeah, so if somebody opens a crisp packet, he jumps. So I'm wondering if I should get some little earmuffs or something. That'd be adorable. I mean, basically. And also explain why he doesn't come when he hears his name, why he doesn't sit when you say sit. No, he does do that.
1:11.3	He is a reincarnation of my mother because he doesn't like going out.
1:16.0	He really happily just stay home playing with all his little toys.
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