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We're happy to be joined in studio by comedian Ari Spears.

He's at the DC Improv tonight through Sunday for ticket information.

Go to DCimprov.com to get tickets to the show.

Arias, good to see you, man.

Yo, what's handed, brother?

How you doing, man?

He's hung out with us before, and I think I got to apologize.

I think I've always called him Ari's, and then today I was looking to your Instagram.

And you were at the Improv and Raleigh and somebody was on their phone and you told him to bring up the phone

and you called yourself Aries and I was like, oh, it happens. Does that tilt you when like you're

doing your set? You're working and somebody's on their phone like they're just not paying

attention to you or they're distracting people from watching your set? You know, if it's close enough to the front where I can kind of take control of the situation,

I'll do what I did.

But, you know, the thing that probably bothers me most is when people think they're being inconspicuous,

like they're not, I can't see you recording the show because you're tilting the phone at a certain angle.

No, no. Yeah.

Why?

Can you explain why that's a big no-no?

I never think about it.

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