Welcome to Glamorous Trash.

This is a very special cookie jar episode where we take all of the topics that do not fit into a memoir episode,

all the topics that our community cares about, and we discuss them all in one one cookie jar trash can episode now you know me

i'm your host chelsea devontas i am a tv writer comedian filmmaker author and sometimes i'm in

stuff too and because this is a cookie jar episode you know who my co-host is today it is our producer

christina lopez hi hi. I really struggle to make these

highs different every time I come on the cookie charts. But I always am just on the being like,

hi. I don't think you should put that on yourself. That's a burden. To say hi differently every time.

We can't, we can't be taking that on right now. No, it's too much. Okay, let's tell everyone what

we're getting into today. Christina listened to the entire Gwyneth Paltrow biography. It is not a memoir, but it is, it's salacious. And so we're going to talk a lot about Gwyneth. We're going to talk a lot about the hunting wives. We got to touch on and just like that ending.

There are three big new memoirs coming out, new announcements. Yes, we will lightly touch on

Sidney. We've got some Stevie Nix and Lindsay Buckingham news, some Debbie Harry and Brooke Shields,

you know, just some little insights. And then at the very end, I do have a big announcement. And I'm going to put it at the end only because it's my personal, affects my personal life. And so if you're just here for the culture, the gossip, the events, I don't, you don't have to listen to my personal stuff. So I'll put it at the end for anyone who wants to know what's going on, but it will affect the podcast a little bit. So we'll get into that at the end. Christina. Yes.

How long was the Gwyneth Paltrow book? I think it was 13 hours. Oh my God. Yeah.

That's a lot. That's a long. Okay. So I wasn't going to read it because it's not a memoir, and I'm really

about people telling their stories and their own words. However, this book was so spicy

that at one point you told me you were halfway through, and I said, what? So please take us

through this book. Yeah, it's going to be a little bit of an interesting journey because it's very much like the first half of the book is like how she's coming up in Hollywood.

The life you get those kind of like juicy little tidbits about Madonna and Renona Ryder and like Brad and Ben Affleck and all that stuff.

Yeah.

And then it's like the moment that she starts goop and really gets invested into Goop,

it then becomes like reading about like immediate empire starting,

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