You have entered a world like no other.

Welcome to Gammers with Jobs conference call, episode 851, the one that begins like this.

Hello, I am your host, Richard the Harpo Marxist Lovejoy, and with me today, I am super excited

because we have Glendon Stegold Hess.

Hello, I have, I have, I've returned.

Welcome back.

We have, we have missed you.

We're glad to get some Glendon this week.

Babies finally at a place where they've figured out how to sleep.

Also, I've now figured out how to crawl,

so I'll probably be gone for another couple of months, baby-proofing,

and be back sometime in the late spring or summer.

I, you know, I was going to say something

when you started setting up bear traps around your house

for no particular reason,

and I said, when your baby learns how to crawl, Glendon, that might be a problem.

And you were like, no, no, don't worry about it.

It's the cords.

It's the cords.

I don't know where in the evolution of a baby, they have decided that cords are the thing

that you should like seek out, chew, and wrap yourself in.

But it's like an evolutionary thing where a small,

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