This is the Gamerous of Jobs conference call for January 19th, 2011.

My name is Sean, oh, no, my name is Corey Banks. Sorry, I was just reading the script. I apologize. My name is Corey Banks. I am your

interim host for the gamers of jobs conference call this week. We are Seanless once again,

but that doesn't mean that you're in for a bad show because we have the two coolest people in the whole world on the show this week, starting to my virtual

right, Miss Lara Krigger.

Hala!

Yeah, I totally did it.

You saw it.

Who's all the way in from 1994.

That's awesome.

And to my virtual left, Mr. Allen Pyroman Cook.

Luda. I'm possibly the whitest man ever, so. I like it. You just throw it to Luda. That's why I would throw that in there.

Nicely done.

This week, we're going to be talking about gaming mechanics, specific mechanics to gameplay that we love and hate. And we'll probably have a lot

of bickering in between about things like barrels and jumping puzzles and stupid game design

mechanics that we just don't want anymore. And also the ones that we want to see in this new year.

We also have your emails, but first, games you can play right now, brought to you by who's sponsoring

this? Probably the letter Q.

Sounds good enough to me.

I haven't seen any of the checks.

The Shons are here.

The umbrella corporation?

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