Hey, welcome to guys, the podcast about guys.

I'm Brian. I'm fucking going crazy over here,

ranting and raven. And that's my rant, really, to tell you the truth, I don't know how to do it.

Yeah, I told you a couple days ago, I don't even know how to be alone on Mike.

Yeah, you need somebody to bounce stuff off of. You're not the classic, because of course, like Bill Burr, he does the Monday morning podcast where he does his rant.

You need to be able to rant a little bit if you want to do this.

You got to go, okay, you got to go like this.

You got to be like this kind of thing here.

He's got a soundboard.

You can see him just strained to find the right.

Here, you got to do this you know what

i'm gonna do i'm gonna get myself a nineteen 67 canelac gelderado convertible hot pink with a whale skin

upcaps and all leather cow interior and big brown baby seal eyes for headlights yeah and i'm gonna

drive around on that baby at 115 miles per hour, getting one mile per gallon,

sucking out 40 pound of cheeseburgers from McDonald's in the old-fashioned non-bi-tegradable

styrofoam containers.

And when I'm done sucking down those creased ball burgers, I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the

American flag.

And then I'm gonna toss the styrofoam container right out the side.

And to play.

So...

That used to be my favorite thing.

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