Guido Magician with Mark Normand | Sal Vulcano & Chris Distefano Present: Hey Babe! | EP 65

Sal and Chris Present: Hey Babe!

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Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 7K Ratings

🗓️ 24 February 2022

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

Hey Babe! is a podcast where comedians Chris Distefano and Sal Vulcano share stories and have fun. Let your hair down & come hang out with the BABES! The babes are joined by comedian Mark Normand!!! The guys are welcomed by Mark Normand who you know from his special Out To Lunch and appearances on Comedy Central and Netflix. Guys get straight into and are shocked that Chet Hanks claims he wasn't raised by a good male role model. HIS DAD IS TOM HANKS! Do you think Tom Hanks is a good role model? I mean that Jamaican accent says a lot.. The three quickly transition into another topic to where we learn, Bill Hader stole a ravioli bit from Chris! Do you know what a Hermès Birkin bag is? Or how much it costs?? For a Berkin bag Mark will be sure to sing whatever you want. Julia Fox was lucky enough to celebrate her birthday with Kanye West who gave all her friends Birkin Bags. Those babies go up to 400,000 dollars! WILD! We learn that the boys enjoy a good drink, but don't do drugs, BUT enjoy edibles. Headlines are read and it makes the 3 question, Are we going to sh*t?! Is this armageddon? Hollywood signs everyone, even the Tinder Swindler! Mark is getting married in New Orleans. Shane Gillis, Dan Soder, Tim Dillon will be there and so will Yamineka! Will his wedding turn into a comedy show?! Mark tells us about growing up in New Orleans and getting two weeks off from school for Mardi Gras. Sal shares a story about being on a float in Mardi Gras with Harry Connick Jr. !!!! Chris tells us about Harpers Ferry in West Virginia and that we have to go! From there we get a History lesson from Chrissy histories about colonial times. Soon after, we learn that Victoria Secret hired a model with down syndrome for the first time. That brings the conversation to talking about Miss America Show Us Your Shoes Parade, home break ins and is avocado a dessert? Rate us on iTunes! https://linktr.ee/Nopreshnetwork Follow The Show! Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/heybabepod/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/heybabepod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	What's up everybody? Let's give you some dates here. I'm on tour. Check SavileCount on Comedy.com for everything.
0:05.9	The 26th and 27th. I'll be in February of the Madison, Wisconsin to Barrymore and at the Chicago at
0:12.3	DeVic on the 27th. May 21 and 22th. San Diego and Los Angeles. Los Angeles is a big one at the
0:20.0	will turn. And then these new ones just announced and they're all on sale right now. I got Louisville
0:24.9	and Evansville, April 15 and 16th. Tulsa and Oklahoma City, April 23 and 24th. Rockchester and Cerequeous,
0:31.9	June 10 and 11th. Milwaukee and Minneapolis, June 17 and 18 and then Hampton Beach, June 24.
0:38.9	There you go, baby. Oh, Chattanooga March 12 because me and you are March 11 at the Rhyman Theater
0:44.5	in Nashville, Tennessee. And then Chris D Comedy.com this Friday rescheduled February 26,
0:51.2	Borgada. I think both shows are sold out or almost sold out. So thanks for coming but
0:55.3	see if you can get some Tiki Wickeys. March 4th, Royal Oak, Detroit, March 5th, Grammar C,
1:01.9	Special taping New York City, March 11th, Rhyman and then March 18th and 19th. We got the more
1:07.8	theater and the Rev Hall and Portland and Seattle and March 25th at the Win and Los Vegas.
1:12.9	Today's Thursday, tomorrow in Madison and Saturday, I'm in Chicago, come the f*** out.
1:24.1	Don't run away from your feelings, babe, don't be afraid, don't be ashamed, don't be.
1:52.3	What's up everybody? Mark Normans here folks. Welcome.
2:07.7	We sang that with my grandmother, we called her Nana, so we went,
2:10.8	Nana, Nana, Nana, Nana. Yeah, the other side of the family, the funeral is like what the f***.
2:23.0	She died. Fettin' old. Mark Norman folks from YouTube Special out to lunch. Everyone's following
2:31.2	your model now. Now, one put out a special on YouTube. South probably gonna do special on YouTube too.
2:34.8	Hell yeah. This month alone, you're gonna have Brendan Schabb, I think Tim Dylan, myself,
2:43.4	all dropping on YouTube because, you know, yeah, because even Netflix now, I mean,
2:49.1	I would love to do Netflix, but even Netflix, I only promoted for about a month and that's it.
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