What is up? Welcome back to the soft core history Patreon as we soldier our way to 500 patrons. I know we're supposed to be evergreen, but you know what I'm just excited. I just want to hit that 500 number. I want to hit that fucking it's like a home run, you know what I mean? I want that 500th

Homer. I feel like we're in the Hall of Fame once we hit 500.

Well, financially I'll feel better when we're at like 5,000.

Yeah, yeah, that's where I will be.

Of course, really happy.

Of course.

Yeah, please tell your friends and family

and I don't know.

You'll even have to tell them.

Just sign them up for it.

Sign up your dad with dementia.

He's still got a credit card it hasn't expired yet.

Your ex at her on.

Yeah.

If you have a boss's old card logged in your laptop like I still do somehow.

I'm not going to say which boss. Yeah, expense it. Expense it to the company that you don't work for it.

If you're a history teacher, tax right off. Boom. Boom. All that, all that type is, they're not going to ask questions.

They never do.

The IRS, they don't look into stuff.

Hopefully not.

For my sake.

For real, not even because I have anything to hide not and I don't mean that like I have nothing to hide I'm a moral person I mean like I just don't have anything and thus nothing too high I have nothing but still there's some things they could uncover I definitely

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