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Did they ask them to put that in?

I'm trying to make ants on a log. Hello welcome to

to guides the unknown I'm Kristen and I'm her brother William. That's right and we

are going to talk about haunted retail stores in honor of this episode coming out on Black Friday in real time.

Yes, I had a fantasy in my mind of our listeners sitting in their car at midnight. Yeah. Waiting for, I don't know, Target to, I don't know how Black Friday works, I'm going to be completely honest.

I think it works differently now than it used to because of online shopping being such a thing.

Like, are people really camping outside of Best Buy anymore?

They could be.

I'm just saying, I feel like I haven't heard stories that are that intense anymore.

I don't know.

I genuinely don't know.

But I like the idea of it. I know a lot of it I was just spitballing

oh totally it's a totally mocked thing and I think for pretty decent reason you

think about people getting trampled to get a toaster or something. It's crazy. But I do like the idea of specifically

our listeners with like a hot cocoa. Yeah. And it's early in the morning. Maybe, you know what,

maybe it's like 4.30 in the morning and the sun is just

starting to peak through the trees. It's that sort of blue glow and they're trying to get their

toaster, which I support that. It's our listeners. I love toasters. And they're going to get to listen to us talk about like commercialism with haunted stuff woven in.

Right, they get to have a totally themed sort of experience. This is for your Black Friday haunt. Yeah.

This for your Cyber Monday haunt.

That's right. Let's dance.

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