People always ask me, what's your favorite flavor?

And I think they expect me to give some PC answer that I love them all the same, but

I don't, because now it will be stupid.

Nuts can't read, so whose feelings am I gonna hurt?

You're holding what I consider to be the most perfect, tasting, nut butter on the planet.

And I'm not afraid to say it.

It's me, Justin, from Justin's Peanut Butter.

Welcome to Groceries, the internet's the only podcast dedicated to the celebration of the

store we buy food at.

I just say, those are real labels.

We're not making the mayor's got crackers, the Justin, this is not made up.

You, next time we're in the grocery store, pick up an item and see if there's a story

to it because they're all doing sassy.

They're all doing sassy labels.

I'll tell you one that I thought would be great is there's one that's called like,

like, Dick's Man Bread or something like that.

Have you seen this bread?

So I picked that up and I was like, this has to be a great story.

And it was like, I was a convict and my life was going nowhere.

And so finally I decided I was going to bake and now I only hire people who used to be

criminals.

And I was like, well, that's a lovely story.

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