GROCERIES: SEASON 1: EP 1

Attitudes!

Lemonada Media

Comedy

4.8 • 7.1K Ratings

🗓️ 3 August 2020

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

Throwing Shade Presents: GROCERIES is finally here on the free feed! On this premiere episode, Erin and Bryan break out the Cotton Candy Grapes rating system for the Los Feliz Albertsons and the West Hollywood Whole Foods. We cover rotisserie chickens, plain vs. smoked Maldon salt, favorite familiar faces in the checkout line, hot wheels deals, and more! Plus, Erin and Bryan share a listener story about a father grocery cart stealer! Email us your groceries questions and musings at groceriespodcast@gmail.com! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	I was a practicing psychotherapist helping others to manifest their true self so they could
0:09.8	live full happy lives.
0:11.7	But it took a chiropractor to help me realize mine when I was 43.
0:16.4	My chiropractor figured out I had celiac disease.
0:20.6	How?
0:21.6	After cutting out all gluten, I was happier, more energetic and I've ever felt.
0:26.2	I began baking gluten-free goodies so I'd never feel deprived.
0:31.0	But if they didn't taste indulgence, that was a deal-breaker so I hit the kitchen and
0:34.6	began baking crackers for myself.
0:37.5	At first, peace, love and crunch, Mary.
0:41.8	Found on the back of Mary's Godcrackers.
0:57.2	Welcome to Grocery!
0:59.2	We did it, everyone!
1:00.2	We're here!
1:01.2	The Internet's only podcast dedicated to the celebration of the store we buy food in.
1:07.2	I am Brian Safey.
1:08.2	Do you have a nickname for yourself for a Grocery?
1:11.2	Oh, well, the Grocery Store Joe's already taken.
1:15.8	I would love suggestions on what my Grocery nickname should be.
1:19.2	Not home-essential.
1:20.2	No, it has to be something else.
1:21.2	Grocery, yeah.
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