Way down upon the Swanee River, far, far away.

That's where my heart is yearning ever, home where the old folks stay home where the old folks stay you don't send you don't send that in a group chat. on everyone. So we found out this week that Cameron has never been trick-or-treating.

You don't send that in a group chat. I don't know. I thought this was a safe place.

Yeah, it said it said something like, dear my psychiatrist. I don't know how I'm dealing with

never going trick-or-treating. He was never, was it, you were never allowed to go?

You chose not to go.

I just, we just never did.

I don't know how you never did.

There are groups of kids outside knocking on your door going, you never said,

maybe I should go out and look and see what this.

No, I just thought those kids were weirdos.

Okay.

I had plenty of candy

inside my house.

Well, your parents were given away, probably. No, I just ate it.

Here's the thing. This is going to be Cameron's first year trick-or-treating.

Oh, well, we got to teach him, maybe. He's got a kid now, and he was saying he wanted some tips

of how to trick-a-treat, what's appropriate. Josh and I are busy guys. Yeah, we don't get time for that.

We couldn't do that.

I didn't even respond to his text when he asked.

No, but I did text Greg separately and said, can you come up with a list of tips for Halloween, for trick-or-or-treating for Cameron?

And he turned it in.

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