Greg Fitzsimmons - HoneyFitz

The HoneyDew with Ryan Sickler

Larson, Sickler, Ryan, Comedy, Feast, Crabfeast, Jay, Comedy Interviews, Crab, Storytelling, Honeydew, Podcast

4.9 • 9.8K Ratings

🗓️ 10 July 2023

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

My HoneyDew this week is comedian, Greg Fitsimmons! (Fitzdog Radio, Sunday Papers, Childish) Greg Highlights the Lowlights of humiliating moments including being embarrassed publicly by Howard Stern.

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0:00.0	The Honey Do with Ryan Sickler.
0:30.0	Come out and see me on tour if I'm in your city when you're available.
0:33.2	Tickets are available at RyanSickler.com.
0:35.8	Listen, if you've got to have more, I'm telling you, I say it every week, I know it sounds
0:40.6	people like, it's not a sales pitch.
0:43.2	This Patreon is $5 and it's the Honey Do with You all.
0:46.8	As much as I love sitting across from comedians, athletes, whatever, I absolutely love sitting
0:53.4	and talking to you guys.
0:55.7	We just had a lady if you haven't heard who was almost a victim of a double homicide
1:01.0	or suicide, excuse me, murder suicide.
1:03.2	A double suicide.
1:04.2	Murder suicide.
1:05.2	Okay.
1:06.2	Greg Fitzsimmons is here.
1:07.5	And the dude pulls the gun, she ducks, shoots her in the carotid artery.
1:14.7	Then she comes up and he shoots her, it goes through her mouth, blows open her jaw,
1:19.6	out her neck.
1:21.5	Then he turns the gun to himself, kills himself.
1:23.4	Her mom's in the house, sees the whole thing, runs out, plugs the carotid artery, saves
1:28.6	her life.
1:29.6	She's unfortunately in a wheelchair, but she's alive.
1:31.9	She looks amazing.
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