Granny Got Twins with Blair Socci

Bananas - Funny news from around the world with Scotty Landes and Kurt Braunohler

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Comedy

4.8 • 7.8K Ratings

🗓️ 2 January 2024

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

Blair Socci joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a 70 year old woman who gave birth to twins, a Georgia woman that accidentally paid $7k for a Subway sandwich, a woman busted for shoplifting during a shop with a cop event and a Swedish cross country skier that freezes his penis again!

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0:00.0	Scotty you ready?
0:02.0	Oh, kitty bee.
0:03.0	I'm ready to laugh and laugh and laugh.
0:05.0	Here it is.
0:07.0	70 year old woman gives birth to twins.
0:11.0	Ooh, that's gotta hurt.
0:17.0	Or maybe not at all.
0:19.0	I don't know anything about being a 70 year old woman,
0:21.0	but we will deliver you a new bouncing baby bananas.
0:28.0	Mm.
0:30.0	If I said something that put your world on its head, would you believe me?
0:38.0	If I did blow your mind to a zillion pieces would you believe me
0:46.4	driving me bananas baby
0:49.4	bananas bananas banana
0:50.6	and then and
0:50.9	driving me bananas,
0:57.0	guys, gals, non-binary pals, welcome to Bananas.
0:59.0	I'm sitting across from the number one screenwriter
1:02.0	in the entire world,
1:03.8	Scotty Landis.
1:05.8	There he is.
1:07.2	The last comedian you'll ever need to see
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