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The Elvis Duran phone tap.

All right, Daniel, set her up.

All right, so Claire called, and she wanted us to phone tap her grandpa.

They go to bingo every week, and he wins all the time.

So she thought it would be funny if I called from the church

because I was a little concerned about how often he has been winning.

All right, see what happens in Daniel's photo? Claire, what are you telling me for this morning? I got a weird question for you, Grandpa. So you don't know how you go to bring together, right? Every week. Are you cheating? Cheating, no. There's this woman on the other line from the church. Somebody the church called you up and told you what she's on the other line right now

they think you're cheating and they call they how could they think i'm cheating i've been going

there for years this is ridiculous maybe they have surveillance cameras or something i don't know

i don't know but you got to talk to her because she's she. I don't want to talk to anybody who's accusing me of cheating. Well, yeah, but if you talk to her, you can tell her it's not true or whatever. But you've got to talk to her because she's talking to me. Why is somebody calling you complaining about me? I don't understand. Just let me put you through. So just talk to her and you can straighten it all out. All right. Put this woman on. I don't know who she is. Hello? Hello. Yeah. Hi. This is Bernadette. How are you? I was good until I got a phone call from my granddaughter, Bernadette. You know, we just wanted to talk to you for a few minutes. You know, I call the numbers there, and I just, I just find it a little awkward that you've been winning so much. What kind of nasty woman are you to accuse a man that you don't know of cheating? I'm not the only one. People have been coming up to me and saying we really think Walter is cheating. What the hell is going on in this church? I've been there for years. And now you're telling me those sons of bitches calling me cheated. This is crazy. It's just very odd to me that you've won the L, the X, the four corners. I mean, you win them all. And some of them are really hard to get in the fact that you're like, bingo, it's suspect. You're the one calling the numbers. I'm just putting the stamp on the car. I know, but here's the thing. What kind of crazy woman are you? You're accusing me, you're cheating. This is ridiculous.

The whole reason. calling the numbers. I'm just putting the stamp on the car. I know, but here's the thing. What kind of crazy woman are you? You're accusing me of cheating. This is ridiculous. Loew, when you got the box, that was crazy. Like, you got it with like no gaps in between. Like, how'd you do that? What, do you believe this woman? I don't know. I don't understand. Wait, who is telling you that I'm cheating? What person is telling you that I'm cheating? know. Teresa came over to me. Rose has come over to me, and there's others that have come over to me as well. All these people, they're jealous. They're jealous that I win. The last time I was there from South Africa, she tried to trip me when I was working up. She stuck a cane out in the office. I wouldn't get there so she could continue playing.

They're crazy bitches.

They're angry.

They're angry.

Wow, you seem very guilty sounding.

I mean, for you to get this upset.

I mean, that's the guilt type thing.

Do you're choosing me of being a thief and being a cheater?

You wouldn't get upset?

You wouldn't defend yourself?

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