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The Toast

Grandma Is A Wench: Monday, July 31st, 2023

The Toast

Dear Media

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.430.8K Ratings

🗓️ 31 July 2023

⏱️ 55 minutes

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The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) 

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Good morning, millennials and welcome back to the Toast Happy Monday. Hope everybody had

0:07.1

an amazing weekend. Today is such a special day. I am still down here in Florida and I

0:12.1

needed a co-host and honestly there's nobody better, nobody greater. Our older sister

0:17.0

Olivia is here joining me. Hey, Liv. Hi. Thank you so much for having me. You know what's

0:20.8

so funny? It's like people don't know me. Yes. Well, we have so many new toasters. Yeah.

0:25.1

And you haven't been on the toast in quite a minute. The last time you were on the toast,

0:28.8

I don't even think you were a mom of two yet. Were you? So the last time I was on the

0:32.8

toast was audio when you were at stage coach. Yeah. So I don't like know how much that counts

0:38.2

even though I know you have a significant amount of podcast listeners. So it definitely counts.

0:42.3

But the last time I was video, you were still in both of you were still in New York studio.

0:46.7

I was still living in New York. Yep. I remember that. That was great. We have that one photo

0:50.6

of you and me, which will be like, they'll take another one today and it'll be the only

0:54.0

photo used for the next like two years. Yeah. That's the thing with Olivia's birthday.

0:56.8

I can never find a photo that either I don't hate or she doesn't hate. Yeah. So we have

1:00.6

that one photo from the last time and today's we'll take a photo after this and hopefully

1:03.7

we both love it. Yes. However, we did decide yesterday in the car that we're over that

1:07.6

like toxic. We did. We had that conversation. I used to be absolutely crazy about it. Like

1:12.6

I was one of the first people like when Facebook came out that like I had to approve my

1:16.2

tag photos. And I just want to say like I'm done with that. Like if I look bad in a photo,

1:20.8

you can go fuck yourselves for talking about me behind my back. You know, we used to be

1:24.4

so crazy. Like when we would take family photos, all four of us, we would have to like

1:28.2

pass the phone around to edit it. We were so mean. And you know what? Like I think that's

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