Grand Theft Risotto

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.9K Ratings

🗓️ 11 May 2016

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Mike brings the case against his mom, Maribeth. He says Maribeth knowingly took her daughter-in-law's recipes for a family cookbook and passed them off as her own. Maribeth says that the attribution was implied and there was no wrongdoing.

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast.
0:03.8	I'm Baylor F. Jessie Thorn.
0:05.5	This week, Grand Theft Risotto.
0:08.3	Mike brings the case against his mom, Mary Beth.
0:10.9	He says Mary Beth knowingly took her daughter-in-law's recipes for a family cookbook and passed
0:16.5	them off as her own.
0:18.0	Mary Beth says that the attribution was implied and there was no wrongdoing.
0:23.3	Who's right?
0:24.3	Who's wrong?
0:25.3	Only one man can decide.
0:27.1	Please rise as Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom and presents the obscure cultural
0:32.4	reference.
0:34.2	You can still live with grace and wisdom, thanks partly to the many people who write about
0:38.7	how to do it, and perhaps talk over much about riboflavin and economy, and partly to your
0:45.9	own innate sense of what you must do with the resources you have to keep the wolf from
0:51.3	snuffing too hungrily through the keyhole.
0:55.0	Baylor F. Jessie Thorn, swear them in.
0:57.4	Please rise and raise your right hands.
0:59.6	Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you
1:04.0	God or whatever?
1:05.0	I do.
1:06.0	I do.
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