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Alejandro Fries, President Obama

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owned by Ryan Stiles, the upfront theater here in Bellingham where fine improvisation takes place almost every single day of the week.

And we're having the podcast here for I think the third or fourth time. I can't remember all I remember is several months ago

I was with Ryan on the road somewhere and I turned to him and I said, could we do the podcast at your gath after we do a couple dates on the road?

You went, I think you've done the podcast enough.

So against his will and against his wishes, you can take that all the way down Nathan. Thank you, darling.

We're here again and it's so exciting to be back in Washington State where the minimum wage is high and so are the inhabitants.

It's such a warm, friendly adult atmosphere here that I can't get over it. We were driving the other day. We had occasion. We've been on the road with whose live anyway, which is of course a Joelle Morey, Jeff Davis, Bob Drew Catch, Ryan Stiles and myself.

And we tour the country, inflicting our improv on suspecting people almost everywhere. And if you're in the sound of my voice, we'll be in Santa Rosa and Marin on the sixth and seventh or is it Marin and Santa Rosa?

I think it's Santa Rosa and Marin at the Wells Fargo Center and then a beautiful theater in Marin as well. So you can go to his live anyway.

Anyway, we ride around in cars and you know, just skaten all the flyhose and we roll four deep and we who bang almost all the time.

Smoking blinds, doing dabs off the engine. Like no, no, no one fronts. It's for real. And super, super gangster. And so we stop for gas or something. I don't know what we stop for. Actually, I think we stopped to urinate because we're all over a certain age. I'm 44.

At this gas station or the Conway exit was a wine tasting shop. And it was like, well, that's convenient because if there's one thing I want to do, it's drink a bunch of wine and then get back behind the wheel and fucking tear us into belly ham so that I can go to bikini coffee.

And Joel happened to stray to the side of the building and there was a dispensary there as well with the smoking area. So potentially you get high on the premises and then go next door, it goes a wine and then jump back in your car and take your children to kayak practice.

And this is my message to the rest of America. Let's do this. Do you see how adult it is? Do you see how it works? Do you see how everything is one? Do you see that they've reached a state of zen perfection here in Washington state? They actually care about the homeless. They don't pull up barbed wire fences to keep them out. There's a modicum of civil rights and of course you're allowed to buy marijuana and wine at a gas station.

I know Oregon pumps your gas for you, but when they start putting dispensaries and wine tasteries and that's what they're called now in my book, wine tasteries.

Ah, this one goes perfectly with pork rinds. This wine tastery is absolutely wonderful.

I like the green one. That's when the whole world can grow up a little bit. When people say, oh, but how are you regulated? How are you documented? How are you?

You know what? If people cared about guns and alcohol as much as weed, I think everything would be a little broover around the old man, cherro.

Then like that. So, I was having a house going to say, yes, we scagged. Then Ryan informed me it was Conway. And like that.

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