Hello and welcome to the TIFO football podcast. I'm Joe Devine, and I'm now joined by Seb Stafford Bloor.

Hello, Joe.

Hello. JJ Bull the bullet.

Yes, that's right. Lots to talk about today. Quick few notes at the beginning before we start.

If you're watching us on YouTube today, you'll notice that you're not actually watching us, and that is because of a technical malfunction. We are here, you can hear us, but you can't see us. For the benefit of the listener, Joe, we're still looking at the camera as though it's on. Yes, I don't know why I'm doing that, but I am doing it as I speak now. Anyway, there's that out of the way. Things we discuss on today's podcast, Chelsea, Newcastle, Manchester United and

Tottenham, we do that.

Everton flirting with relegation, we talk about them, of course.

Arsenal having another good game, having a great end of the season.

The fallout at PSG after they lost to Rail Madrid in the Champions League, and looking forward to the Champions League in a Tuesday and Wednesday as well. First 20 minutes is not hugely footbally. If you can't be bothered hearing about stuff like that, then do just skip forward. Good chat, though. Good chat. But otherwise, you know, I enjoyed it. Me too. Not for everyone. It's fine. And other than that, what else is fine? The Athletic, like a fine wine or cheese that just gets better with time. The first bit of time is a free. That's a 30-day free time. By visiting theathletic.com forward slash Tifo, theathletic.com forward slash Tifo. Get the athletic now. Get it. Get it. Get it.

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But for now,

I will leave you in the warm hands

and the cool embrace

of a rushed intro

because we did it

for the eighth time. Let's begin talking about Chelsea 1-0 Newcastle. A lovely goal from Kai Havert's there. Of course, Newcastle should have had a penalty as well. I think it's fair to say. But a narrow win from Chelsea, of course, no one was really paying attention to the actual football, though. I think, you know, the main reason that I was keen to tune in was just to see what the, I guess, the live reaction would be to last week's news of the sanction said.

Yeah, there sure was some strange coverage.

Now, I've got kind of conflicting reports because people at the game said that some of the

things that were reflected on television and which have been reported in the press as a Monday,

and not fair depictions of activity outside the ground, but there were a few talking

heads saying weird things, and there's one guy saying that's something about how, you know,

a lot of sympathy for Ukrainian people, but on the other hand, I can't take my grandchildren

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