Welcome, you're listening to Nerdat Recaps Game of Thrones with Peter Segel.

I am Greta Johnson.

And I'm Trisha Bobita.

And before we begin our recap of Season 7, episode 2 of Game of Thrones, there's a young gentleman here who apparently has something to say.

Do we have a horn? Can I blow up?

Perfect.

Ahem.

Hear ye, hear ye.

I am Miles Dornboss, squire of Peter, House Sagle, sent to deliver some most inauspicious news.

The elder Peter, I can't do this bit anymore, guys.

Even though Peter and I do have kind of a Briann and Pod situation, except that Peter is way balder and I'm way less good at sex.

I am his sloppily arranged replacement for this week.

Oh, yeah, we couldn't get Tom Hanks to sub for Peter, so we're going with Miles.

I know.

Miles, you know Peter well.

I do, perhaps too well, some might say.

But I have promised as his temporary squire to not besmirch his name unless you ask really

politely, that I will do it all over the place.

And I'll tell you about all the times he's farted in the office.

I mean, I got to say part of our criteria is like Miles is great because not only does he work

with Peter, wait, wait, don't tell me as a producer, but also he'd probably be good at Peter Sagle's

shit talk. So welcome. It's the one thing I'm good at. So the only reason I've been able to keep a job for this long.

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