Goos of Egypt

We Have Concerns

Anthony Carboni/Jeff Cannata

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4.9 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 20 January 2017

⏱️ 23 minutes

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Summary

Plastic surgeon Stanley Jacobs was obsess with an ancient Egyptian text about surgery known as the Edwin Smith Papyrus. Particularly, a recipe at the back of the book, titled “Transforming an Old Man Into a Youth.” His investigation into what this particular recipe was revealed that ancient Egyptians were far ahead of their time in unexpected ways. Jeff and Anthony discuss moisturizers, skin care, and lost knowledge.

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0:00.0	We are going to be doing live.
0:02.6	We have concerns at Pax South in San Antonio.
0:06.6	That's right. If you are going to be at Pax South on Saturday, the 28th,
0:10.7	well, well, well. Why don't you come to the cactus theater at 4pm
0:14.2	and see what we got for you?
0:15.6	What we got for you is live episodes of the show. Jeff just said that. Yeah.
0:30.0	You wake up in a pool of your own vomit. You're not looking forward to getting your messages
0:38.2	this morning. Second person narrative. Go to hell. I'm glad we're over that.
0:44.1	This is We Have Concerns. Hi, Jeff Gadada. Hi, Anthony Carbony. Hello, Concerned citizens.
0:49.0	I'm going to ask you a fairly personal question. Okay.
0:55.6	Do you use any beauty supply things other than hair care products? Do you face creams?
1:03.0	Do you do anything before bed? Do you put on any gunkas on your face?
1:07.2	Yes. Your hands. If I go to like, like, CES. I just got back from CES.
1:14.4	Right. CES is a nightmare palace of desert that will suck all of the moisture out of your body
1:22.5	and destroy you. Right. So when I'm at CES, I will use like moisturizer on my hands and face
1:29.9	and like lip balm because otherwise, like, my skin just turns into like the declaration
1:37.8	of independence. The back of which has a secret code.
1:41.4	Yeah. The back of Anthony's face. If you peel my skin off of me.
1:47.1	My wife has long wanted me to have a nightly routine. Oh, mine too.
1:53.1	And she keeps saying, one of her big requests over the holiday was like, I got her a bunch
1:59.5	of these like Korean face masks that she likes, like those weirdy sheet masks. She was
2:03.9	like, do one with me, do one with me. So I actually did one with her. And it's fine.
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