Sanspans Radio. We googled it so you don't have to.

Hey everyone. It might come as a complete shock, but today's episode of Shut Up a Second

has been proudly sponsored by Google. Just head to google.com slash usability slash sanspans.

Sign up, fill out the survey and take part in helping Google improve their products by giving

them direct feedback. I know, I know. How can you improve a company that is already doing so great

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As a side note, can you imagine if they lost the search engine wars?

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They own that creepy-looking military robot big dog one year?

You know, the one you can just, like, use kick and just copse it?

Well, I'm assuming you can pat it.

But now that I kind of think about it, it seems a little bit unrealistic.

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