Bird to your mother is time for another episode of Bird's Whip Friends.

Just some half-laying ran-fast vertical stems and professors from Panwatch and Egoosie and Prelek Pasuki's on birthdays.

It's Philadelphia, Marissa Bowen, Zack kick in a clue, then three penguins till Zack runs off with his valet keys.

He's a real nuanced goose, pull up a branch, get loose, it's time for some juice on someone.

Bird's Whip Friends. The early bird gets the worm, but the bird's getting turned like a turn on someone.

Bird's Whip Friends. Marissa Bowen, Zack, you're here to squawk. Don't miss the mistress talk on someone.

You know the term salt of the earth? I guess I screwed up the term.

Yes, I called dirt up the earth.

Bird's Whip Friends.

I said it like it was Ernest White possible.

Hello everybody, and welcome to Bird's Whip Friends. It's 12.23 in the morning.

After the Egoos preseason finale, an interminable final preseason game, a game won by the Indianapolis Colts,

by the final score of something to something.

And this is Bow Wolf and Zack Berman. Zack, how are you?

Doing well, excited for the pod. Lean in, baby. Lean in, get close. You already told me you love me. You can get close.

Is this a fight? This is good. This is good. This is like a second date, right?

Wow, you get your rubbing legs on the second date.

All right. Emily, good for you. Nice job.

Okay, Zach.

We saw no starters tonight, except for all the starters for the Colts who played Omaha the first half.

Yeah, Shane won the win this one. Kind of wild. Yeah.

Yeah. And it's not like they were running away from the Egoos third stringers.

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