Good Morning Zoo Keeper

Good Morning Night Vale

Night Vale Presents

Comedy

4.7 • 818 Ratings

🗓️ 7 October 2021

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

Meg, Symphony and Hal discuss episode 95 of Welcome to Night Vale: Zoo Keeper. They discuss Fat Bear Week, toxic coffee culture, and the ticking clock that is Old Woman Josie. In the FanZone Calzone™ they catch up with fans about some of the topics discussed in Meg’s absence.

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Good Morning Night Vale is a production of Night Vale Presents

Hosted by Symphony Sanders, Hal Lublin, and Meg Bashwiner

Produced by Meg Bashwiner

Edited by Felicia Dominguez

Mixed by Vincent Cacchione

Theme Music by Disparition

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0:00.0	It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of a cursed talisman must be in want of a hex reversal.
0:11.7	Good morning, Nightvale. Hello, I'm Hal, your daily dose of Steve Carlsberg.
0:33.0	And I'm Symphony, your weekly dose of babeism.
0:39.1	And I am Meg, your bimonthly heterosexual dose of, I don't know, I don't know we're at.
0:48.3	I'm very tired.
0:49.1	And I'm back.
0:51.0	Yay, Meg's back.
0:52.9	Welcome back.
0:53.8	I'm back. Welcome back. I'm back.
0:54.6	Welcome back.
0:56.1	Yeah.
0:56.5	We're so pumped to have you back, babe.
0:59.6	Feels so very good to be back.
1:02.4	It feels so very late in the evening for me.
1:05.1	But yeah, I have to tell you guys, I'm a completely different person than the last time I spoke to all of you, you, the audience,
1:11.2	not you, Hal and Symphony, because I spoke to you five minutes before we started this recording.
1:15.2	True.
1:16.2	Who, having a baby changes your whole damn life.
1:19.1	Yeah.
1:19.7	Your whole damn life.
1:21.6	Literally everything about you.
1:22.9	That's what I've heard.
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