Do not bite the hand that feeds you.

Grab it first. Take the keys. Set yourself free, then bite the hand, and run.

Good morning, night meal. Hi, friends. It's me, your favorite girlie pal, info.

Oh, and that's me. Wait, I'm Cecil Baldwin, and I'm the voice of Welcome to Nightvale,

but now I'm on Good Morning Nightvale. And I'm Hal, and I'm just happy to be here with my two

friends talking about a show that we're all involved with, and that's what we do. We're all part

of Welcome to Night Vale, and we're here to listen to Welcome to Nightvail,

and then recap the show.

Now, normally, first of all, let me give the date.

I forgot, I have to hold up.

This is the part where I hold up the newspaper to show you the date.

It is Wednesday, August 4th, 2021, and normally, our third chair would be filled by Meg Bashwinner, but she is not here

because she is a new parent.

That's right.

And she has a baby that we've all seen that is adorable, and she's off on her maternal leave.

She will be back at some point.

But just let her relax, please.

Yeah, I've never had a baby before, but I've heard that it is a little bit kind of stressful.

Yeah, yeah. Creating a whole human being. Yeah. And then like pooping it out.

Out of like thin air, too.

Yes. Yeah. Yeah. It's kind of magic.

It will not sleep the same time as you. No child. So you have to, all of a sudden, you. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. It's kind of magic. It will not sleep the same time as you.

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