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Good morning from hell. It's good for your Clayton here with Chris Chris. Hello. Hello

I'm dead. Say it less creepy do it another take less creepy. Don't go

No one wants to hear that in their ear. Hello. I'm dead. What's meaning? Hello? I'm dead

I've been dead for about a year and a half now and I'm forced to do this podcast where we interview

Everyone in the afterlife and it's my eternal torture and yeah, that's right and I'm the brother of Satan my name is Clayton

Yeah, Chris you say you've been through this for about a year and a half now

But I mean you what's it like you get up in the morning?

You know you brush your teeth with some fresh hot magma and then you drink your cup of diarrhea

Well you stare out at the link of fire and you just kind of thinking about the day to come like what what's going through your mind at this point

You know because this is your life now forever well besides you know

There's a lot of bullets flying just so a lot of bullets go through my mind. Oh, we're not America Chris

We're gonna hell yeah, but there's still

The only difference is the bullets and hell don't come from guns. They just like they just like are like birds

They feel like yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean that's the biggest biggest I mean there are some guns that add bullets

But most of the you know most of it's just like you know free roaming bullets in hell. Yeah, yeah, but I don't know

It's like one of the same you know whenever you wake up in the morning you have

Your cup of diarrhea and you think about like how the day is gonna go and you think about things that you may or may not be looking forward to

Imagine that but there's nothing to look forward to it's kind of like that. That's what hell's like. Okay. All right

We get to those bullets. Oh, sorry about that. All right. Sorry I flock of bullets. So we we got a guest on today

I yes believe Chris yeah, take it away you booked them right I

Thought you booked them. Oh, let me check the papers. Oh my no it

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