Good Morning If He lived
Good Morning Night Vale
Night Vale Presents
4.7 • 839 Ratings
🗓️ 26 August 2021
⏱️ 55 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Which came first? |
| 0:07.1 | The chicken. |
| 0:08.1 | The egg. |
| 0:09.2 | Poor airplanes. |
| 0:10.6 | Good morning, night, veil. |
| 0:30.5 | Thank you. Hello. |
| 0:35.5 | I'm Hal Lublin, the voice of Steve Carlsberg and your soul. |
| 0:40.0 | I'm Cecil Baldwin, the voice of Nightvale and myself. |
| 0:46.7 | And I'm Symphony Sanders, the voice of Tamika Flynn and your libido. |
| 0:48.1 | What? |
| 1:12.3 | And we are all cast members of Welcome to Nightvale and talking about Welcome to Nightvale because we be meta. Today is, what is today? Wednesday. Yes. It is Wednesday. Today is Wednesday, August 4th. I had to look at my computer because I have no idea what day it is. |
| 1:16.6 | And normally, as you know, we have our sweet friend Meg Bashwinner here. |
| 1:26.6 | But we have a very sweet and special guest host Cecil Baldwin with us because Meg decided to produce a whole other human. |
| 1:28.1 | She spored herself, I think. |
| 1:30.8 | Did she decide to, or did it just happen to her? |
| 1:33.7 | Well, I don't think it was thrust upon her. |
| 1:35.4 | I think it was a choice she made. |
| 1:40.2 | She got to a crossroads, and a tiny man was like, |
| 1:42.6 | you have two choices, young lady. |
| 1:44.9 | Come, come. |
| 1:46.0 | Come, come. You shall have a child. |
| 1:48.2 | I was thinking, it was like immaculate. |
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