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Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.9 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 13 March 2023

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Summary

The boys riff on what it’s been like being single, an insane British dating show called Naked Attraction, and who would make a better quarterback. They also hear from a listener that went a little heavy on the numbing spray.

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0:00.0	Yeah, look at myself and I'm like, who was this guy?
0:01.8	I'd be like, yeah, fucking legit.
0:03.6	Play with that and got in.
0:04.4	I'm pussy.
0:05.0	I could throw a better spiral than you.
0:06.4	Hahaha.
0:09.0	Are water polo people fine?
0:11.8	I don't know if I ever met a water polo person,
0:13.3	but I feel like if I did,
0:15.0	dude, I think they are the most fine.
0:16.3	They get all their anger on the pool.
0:17.6	No, I think they're like, you know what?
0:19.2	The goal is not.
0:20.5	The goal is just trotting water like this.
0:21.9	Like Mr. Crabbs or 50 minutes.
0:24.0	Water polo is punching people.
0:25.2	Water polo kids are like rich people with CT.
0:29.0	It's me.
0:29.8	Is that wrong?
0:32.8	Well, I had a few friends in high school play with water polo.
0:35.6	They nice.
0:36.2	Yeah.
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