4.8 • 700 Ratings
🗓️ 13 October 2022
⏱️ 68 minutes
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0:34.5 | at patreon.com slash four-finger discount. |
0:37.2 | Link is in the description of this podcast. |
0:40.4 | So that's it. |
0:42.3 | The end of the line. |
0:43.7 | I'm never going to have children. |
0:47.0 | Selma, I never realized you wanted a child so badly. |
0:50.9 | I didn't want to get pregnant and lose my looks. |
0:55.5 | But now I'm afraid I'll grow old alone. |
0:59.3 | What about your pet iguana? |
1:01.4 | Jub-Jub. Jub-Jub can't take care of me when I'm old and sick. |
1:06.5 | All he can do is eat me when I'm dead. |
1:09.1 | Don't cry, sweetie. Everything's gonna be all right. |
1:12.6 | Come on, kids. |
1:13.6 | We should go. |
1:14.6 | Goodbye, Selma. |
1:15.6 | I'm not dead, idiot. |
1:17.6 | I know. |
1:18.6 | That was for the other patients. |
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